The cool moments of the SB/MSN/YIM

Here we shall post funny moments of internet chat areas. Here, if there is something mature content like swearing, strong words (NOT ANYTHING SEXUAL) then I want you to censor them with **** or ---- even ____ but do not actually say it, thank you.

This happened on The Forbidden Woods: (READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP)


Grand Führer Ridley « Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:52 am » According to my charts, to cure boredom you need something called...a life. I don't think we have any of those lying around the hospital

Midnight Fox « Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:51 am » COC, now.

Grand Führer Ridley « Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:51 am » Well, while I'm here I might as well give you the cure to your boredom.

Midnight Fox « Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:50 am » .... D:

Grand Führer Ridley « Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:45 am » Well...damn

Grand Führer Ridley « Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:45 am » Oh! Sorry, I have the wrong clipboard. We're not in room 392, are we?

Midnight Fox « Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:45 am » ...Does that make me superhuman!?

Grand Führer Ridley « Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:44 am » Well you should be dead by now...

Midnight Fox « Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:44 am » ...a little.

Grand Führer Ridley « Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:43 am » Sir? Are you breathing?

Grand Führer Ridley « Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:43 am » ...

Grand Führer Ridley « Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:43 am » While you're getting closer to death, would you like to file a malpractice suit?

Midnight Fox « Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:43 am » *stabs self in the neck with a soup spoon like Walter Sullivan*

Grand Führer Ridley « Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:42 am » We can't until we get word from your insurance

Midnight Fox « Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:42 am » Amputate meh!

Grand Führer Ridley « Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:42 am » We should get word from your insurance company within the next hour or so

Grand Führer Ridley « Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:41 am » You've got about three minutes left

Grand Führer Ridley « Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:41 am » But before we can start we need to send the papers to your insurance and see if they'll pay for the operation

Midnight Fox « Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:41 am » How soon!?

Grand Führer Ridley « Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:41 am » Only if we don't operate soon

Midnight Fox « Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:40 am » Hand it to me straight, doc, will I die!?

Midnight Fox « Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:40 am » o_0

Grand Führer Ridley « Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:39 am » Alright, this operation needs to be performed immediately or else your condition may be fatal. At the latest we need to operate in five minutes

Midnight Fox « Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:37 am » Alright. *signs teh e-papers*

Grand Führer Ridley « Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:37 am » Full name here, here and initials there.

Grand Führer Ridley « Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:37 am » But first we need you to sign these legal papers

Midnight Fox « Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:37 am » Amputate what? =O

Grand Führer Ridley « Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:34 am » Well, I'm afraid that means we need to amputate right away

Midnight Fox « Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:32 am » I'm bored.